May 2013
97 posts
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
blackromney:
freedie-mercury:
blackromney:
‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???
that’s right„ ‘pee’
what does this mean
we just don’t know
mereperf:
youngblackandvegan:
jonesalicious:
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
Anonymous asked: .... (continuation) I'm asking this cuz I like to learn more about all the cultures and human behavior. Thank you so much and I wish you the best,you seems to be a really nice guy. \o/
Anonymous asked: Hi John! How are you doing ? I hope your doing fine. Since last month I've wondering something that I still don't know the answer,why do asian people only date asian people ? I know there's cases where they also date white people too but I don't why they choose to ignore people who are not asian/white. Please,don't get me wrong I don't want to sound...
Anonymous asked: Wasuuuup lol you look cute :)
stormafter:
fullmetal-dipshit:
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
so you fail if you get a B?
no that just means you fail at 35%
nishlo:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
and do the harlem shake
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
